How to be the MVP of Your Trivia Team
- Andrew Spice
- Aug 3
- 2 min read
Survey trivia isn’t Jeopardy. Nobody cares if you can recite all the U.S. presidents backward — they care if you can think like the average person who was surveyed. That’s what makes this style of trivia so fun (and so frustrating): it’s not about facts, it’s about what people said.
If you want to be the player your team can’t live without — the true MVP — here’s how to step up.
1. Trust your gut (it’s probably right).In survey trivia, your first thought is gold. If the question is “Name something you do before bed” and your brain shouts “Brush your teeth!” — trust that. Don’t let the table overthink it into oblivion. Teams lose more points talking themselves out of the obvious answer than by making wild guesses.
2. Don’t second‑guess every answer.There’s always that one person who says, “Well, technically…” and derails the whole team. MVPs don’t do that. Survey trivia is about majority thinking, not technical accuracy. If most people said “couch” instead of “sofa,” you don’t get points for being correct — you get points for matching the crowd.
3. Think like the masses, not like a genius.The smartest person in the room can actually tank a team if they overthink. The key to survey trivia is dumbing it down just a notch.If the question is: “Name something that comes in pairs.”The genius might say “eyeballs.” The MVP says “socks.”
4. Pick your battles wisely.Every trivia team has arguments. The MVP knows which hills are worth dying on. If you’re absolutely certain the top answer to “Name a drink served hot” is coffee — push for it. But if you’re splitting hairs over “chips” vs. “fries,” stop wasting time and write one down.
5. Keep the team focused.Survey trivia moves fast, and nothing kills momentum like a table spiraling into 14 side conversations. The MVP keeps things moving, pulls the group back on track, and says, “Alright, what’s the most basic answer here?”
6. Keep the vibes up.An MVP isn’t just about answers — they set the tone. When the team writes down something ridiculous like “pants” for “Name something you shouldn’t microwave,” don’t groan — laugh. Survey trivia works best when the table’s having fun.
Bottom line:Being the MVP at survey trivia isn’t about knowing every fact in the world — it’s about knowing what most people would say after two beers and half a basket of wings.





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